May 2013
professordumbeldore:
professordumbeldore:
do you have 67 protons because you’re a
If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
redamancer:
a tsundere on the streets, a yandere between the sheets
altairs-butt:
wanting 2 talk 2 someone but having nothing 2 say
julianparabatai:
timeywimeysociopath:
rnackenzie:
remember when my cat helped make pizza
I expect a certain blogger will get here soon
seriously where is she
April 2013
svvitzerland:
i cant believe sex happens in real life
nevertrustthepenguin:
masterwayne-at-221b:
super-wholock-avengers:
weepingangelofjotunheim:
tomithe2spookyfish:
Benedict Cumberbatch should not play Christian Grey in a 50 Shades of Grey movie
Tom Hiddleston should not play Christian Grey in a 50 Shades of Grey movie
No one should play Christian Grey in a 50 Shades of Grey movie
There should not be a 50 Shades of Grey movie
AT ALL
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fredweesley:
dianekurger:
fredweesley:
what if your boobs came with zippers and instead of fat inside it you could store like money and shit and that’s how you get bigger boobs
i posted this at like 3 pm what the fuck are you talking about
caligulass-aquarium:
kamika-star:
THERE EXISTS A FUCKING VIBRATOR THAT YOU PLUG INTO A IPOD OR MP3 PLAYER AND IT GOES ALONG WITH THE BEAT OF YOUR MUSIC
“In music news today, Dubstep sales have reached an unprecedented high”
smokinghotcronus:
acciolawrences:
Do you realize our handwriting is like our own personal font
stolenpandorica:
It’s funny how if you get an A on a test your grade goes up like 2 percent but if you get a F your grade goes down like the titanic
trillow:
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
aysiel:
Now I’m gonna go shower cause hugging myself was disgusting
